Every single day on the Nigerian web, there are individuals who hold our eyes glued to our cellphone screens as we learn their rants, opinions, views on political and social points, and so on. Generally, they’re simply downright ridiculous. Listed here are the ones we saw today:
Nasco cornflakes is for cultist which have only recently left jail. Arduous knock life
AJ | Adonai Jacuzzi (@mrmanhere_) March 26, 2020
Then you’re a cultist, no?
Excellent news coming from NCDC later today. Or newest tomorrow.
Keep in contact.
#OurFavOnlineDoc (@DrOlufunmilayo) March 26, 2020
We’re suppose to be observing social distancing. That is low from you, doc.
If you would like us to remain at house, atleast give us Gentle. Somebody cannur even sleep in the afternoon with out sweating like a goat.
Rere Ayodele Samuel Idris (@rereayodele) March 26, 2020
Then transfer overseas. Oh wait, you may’t.
Today I traveled from Abuja to my state, Benue, and none of my members of the family welcomed me, they stood far and watched me drag my bag inside like the prodigal son who returned house. Mehn e be your individual household o
MONITORING_SPIRIT (@Sonjoe_Kutuh) March 26, 2020
You deserve it.
Most of you’re posting memes and throwbacks. You dont need to do a snap in your home as a result of of your fan that’s doing qui qui qui qui
Wash Your Arms (@osbalt_) March 26, 2020
Tony Elumelu donated 5 billion naira whereas Folorunso Alakija donated love and lightweight. Our billionaires are doing wonders
IG: @virtuousi (@Osastheking) March 26, 2020
Free our billionaires please.
Pricey women dont hearken to Toke Makinwa, intercourse toys are costly, males are free. Save your cash.
LocalBlackMan (@localblack_man) March 26, 2020
Awwww lastly received my nostril pierced this morning.
By no means combat over a bus seat with an previous woman whos knitting.
FAROUQ (@farouq_yahaya) March 26, 2020